a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
The angel Castiel was much distressed, for he sought the lord God yet knew not where to search.
The Righteous Man perceived this and said in jest “Seek the lord God in the land of New Mexico, for I hear he is on a tortilla”
But, lo, the angel Castiel did not understand this jest and gave consideration to the Righteous Man’s suggestion.
Then he spake and said “Nay, he resides not on any flat-bread” and an awkward silence did fall.
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
I have finally found a post that speaks to me
“abortion is murder fetuses have rights t—”
okay time to go be a functioning member of society
it’s fine all i have to do is just not think about sam winchester
or dean winchester
or all of the angels who fell from heaven and plummeted to earth
or any episode of supernatural ever
you know what let’s just stay in bed